How about.....I can't coach so I'm gonna get on outta here, and put this thumb you know where!!!
"Yeah that's right...ref's are supposed to be in the hip pocket! How did we lose?"
Smells just like I thought it would!
I'm am craping down both legs AND up my back. SOMEONE STOP MARTINEZ!
Remus is the frontrunner right now!
Anybody going back to college station? I just got mugged.
"Oh man, how am I going to explain this loss?... This is bad! I know!-- I'll blame it on the scheduling!... yeah the scheduling! That's it!-- I'll say that they begged to play us. And better yet, I'll say we wanted to play Duke or North Carolina!! We would have beat North Carolina... or Duke... Right? Yeah, the team would have been up for Duke or North Carolina.... but New Mexico? No that doesn't quite sound right--- we lost to a non-BCS school... oh, this is bad. They are still going to blame me. What should I do? Bad mouth New Mexico?... Yeah, that's it... that's got to work!"
Little Coach TURDgin sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a loss
And said "What a CRAPPY COACH am I!"
"What do do you mean it's TAMU? I always thought that TUMA stood for Thumb Up Mah Arse!"
"I shot the ball, and it went in." - Rob Robbins
While playing heads up seven up, Turgy says, "No fair!! No one picked me! A BCS school wouldda picked me".
I am out of here, because I just took a Turd.
I'm wearing the Depends you sent me - thanks for the early Christmas present, coach.
"After the game I am going up to the press conference and put my big foot in my big mouth!"
I need a ride back home. I lost all of my teeth. And i just SHARTED !
WE ARE NEW MEXICO !
Git this team outta here and bring me NAU
To All. This has been a hilarious thread.... :Afun)
or is is....
I thought it was a right at Albuquerque!!
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