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    Bean reading thru all old posts, bak frum exo board too,,,,,,,, awesome memories,,,,,,,fuuny shyt.

    workingwith Kent n old dreaded threaders on some new ol posts



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    wuups,,,,, no moe exo board



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    yup, that exo board has been gone for awhile
    "Now at the risk of being unpopular this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers"
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    Missing Roob today. Nice to read this thread and laugh a little. I'll just take little bits here and there.
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    Originally Posted by loborick
    This is the funniest scene from a movie in awhile. Romance and Cigarettes was directed by John Turturro and produced by the Coen Brothers. If you enjoy quirky, of the wall humor dabbed with some good acting and some touching moments, rent this. I had to buy it as soon as it came out! Rated "R".



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    Originally Posted by Kent_Brockman
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    LOL. That's what I get for asking a sarcastic question. A serious answer.

    If there is a next time, I'll try to make the next one harder.



    If there is a next time? Are you kidding me? This was the most popular mystery/puzzle conteset ever. Come on Kent. Bring it at least one more time. I promise to get the next one right, assuming it's an Albuquerque HS, that is.



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    "Now at the risk of being unpopular this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers"
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    Sent: Saturday, August 6, 2016 8:37:40 PM
    Subject: Fwd: Non-political cartoons



    MOST OF THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD CARTOONS!


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    -------- Original Message --------
    Subject: The Blondes are BACK! & Brighter than ever !


    >
    > DISNEYLAND

    >
    > Two blondes were going
    > to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate
    > when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They
    > started crying and turned around and went
    > home.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > FLORIDA OR
    > MOON
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Two blondes living in
    > Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde
    > says
    > to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...
    > Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says
    > 'Helloooooo, can you see Florida?'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > CAR
    > TROUBLE
    >
    >
    >
    > A
    > blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
    >
    > mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it
    > is idling smoothly.
    >
    > She says,
    > 'What's the story?'
    >
    > He replies, 'Just
    > crap in the carburetor'
    >
    > She asks, 'How
    > often do I have to do that?'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > SPEEDING
    > TICKET
    >
    >
    >
    > A police officer stops
    > a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
    > he could see her license.
    >
    > She replied in a
    > huff,
    >
    > 'I wish you guys
    > would get your act together.
    >
    > Just yesterday you
    > take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it
    > to you?'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > KNITTING
    >
    >
    >
    > A highway patrolman
    > pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
    > the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
    > behind the wheel was knitting!
    >
    > Realizing that she was
    > oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
    > cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
    > and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
    >
    > 'NO!' the
    > blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A
    > SCARF!'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > BLONDE ON
    > TIME
    >
    >
    > A girl was
    > visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
    > and asked her what their names were.
    >
    >
    >
    > The blonde
    > responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
    > named Timex.
    >
    >
    > Her friend said,
    > 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
    > that?' 'Helllooooo. . . ,' answered
    > the blonde. 'They're watch
    > dogs'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > IN A
    > VACUUM
    >
    >
    >
    > A blonde was
    > playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
    >
    > It was her turn. She
    > rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
    > question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone
    > calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a
    > time and then asked, 'Is it on or
    > off?'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > FINALLY, THE BLONDE
    > JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > In the
    > swim-meet, after the blond came in last competing in the
    > breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that “all
    > the other girls were using their
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    For all of you that want to remember growing up with Playboy.......



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    >>> Think About It
    >>> I had amnesia once — or twice.
    >>> Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
    >>> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    >>> I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    >>> If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
    >>> What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
    >>> They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
    >>> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
    >>> grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
    >>> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
    >>> Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
    >>> What if there were no hypothetical questions?
    >>> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
    >>> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
    >>> look like a nail.
    >>> A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.
    >>> What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
    >>> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
    >>> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
    >>> How can there be self-help "groups"?
    >>> Is there another word for synonym?
    >>> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
    >>> Is it possible to be totally partial?
    >>> Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
    >>> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
    >>> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show
    >>> you a man who can't get his pants off.
    >>> It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
    >>> Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?



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    coooooooooooooooool


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    heyyyaz,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i waz at mark's casa chevy,,,,,,,,,,,and saw our mark in thee owner's office,,,,,,,he's running it peen name like,,, got the secret,,,just wisper thelobolar 3 times into yur salesmans ear and,,,,,,bam 2 k off



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    > -------------------------
    >
    > _"GENTLEMEN, IT IS BETTER TO HAVE DIED A SMALL BOY THAN TO FUMBLE THE
    > FOOTBALL"_
    > - JOHN HEISMAN
    >
    > _"I MAKE MY PRACTICES REAL HARD BECAUSE IF A PLAYER IS A QUITTER, I
    > WANT HIM TO QUIT IN PRACTICE, NOT IN A GAME."_
    > – BEAR BRYANT / ALABAMA
    >
    > _"__IT ISN'T NECESSARY TO SEE A GOOD TACKLE, YOU CAN HEAR IT!”_
    > - KNUTE ROCKNE / NOTRE DAME
    >
    > _"AT GEORGIA SOUTHERN, WE DON'T CHEAT. THAT COSTS MONEY, AND WE DON'T
    > HAVE ANY."_
    > – ERIK RUSSELL / GEORGIA SOUTHERN
    >
    > _"THE MAN WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WAY THE BALL BOUNCES IS LIKELY TO
    > BE THE ONE WHO DROPPED IT."_
    > - LOU HOLTZ / ARKANSAS - NOTRE DAME
    >
    > _"WHEN YOU WIN, NOTHING HURTS."_
    > - JOE NAMATH / ALABAMA
    >
    > _"A SCHOOL WITHOUT FOOTBALL IS IN DANGER OF DETERIORATING INTO A
    > MEDIEVAL STUDY HALL."_
    > - FRANK LEAHY / NOTRE DAME
    >
    > _"THERE'S NOTHING THAT CLEANSES YOUR SOUL LIKE GETTING THE ****
    > KICKED OUT OF YOU."_
    > - WOODY HAYES / OHIO STATE
    >
    > _"I DON'T EXPECT TO WIN ENOUGH GAMES TO BE PUT ON NCAA PROBATION. I
    > JUST WANT TO WIN ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN INVESTIGATION."_
    > - BOB DEVANEY / NEBRASKA
    >
    > _"IN ALABAMA, AN ATHEIST IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN BEAR
    > BRYANT."_
    > - WALLY BUTTS / GEORGIA
    >
    > _"I NEVER GRADUATED FROM IOWA. BUT I WAS ONLY THERE FOR TWO TERMS -
    > TRUMAN'S AND EISENHOWER'S."_
    > – ALEX KARRAS / IOWA
    >
    > _"MY ADVICE TO DEFENSIVE PLAYERS IS TO TAKE THE SHORTEST ROUTE TO THE
    > BALL, AND ARRIVE IN A BAD HUMOR.”_
    > - BOWDEN WYATT / TENNESSEE
    >
    > _"I COULD HAVE BEEN A RHODES SCHOLAR EXCEPT FOR MY GRADES."__ _
    > - DUFFY DAUGHERTY / MICHIGAN STATE
    >
    > "_ALWAYS REMEMBER GOLIATH WAS A 40 POINT FAVORITE OVER DAVID."__ _
    > - SHUG JORDAN / AUBURN
    >
    > _"I ASKED DARRELL ROYAL, THE COACH OF THE TEXAS LONGHORNS, WHY HE
    > DIDN'T RECRUIT ME ."__ _
    > HE SAID,_"WELL, WALT, WE TOOK A LOOK AT YOU, AND YOU WEREN'T ANY
    > GOOD."_
    > - WALT GARRISON / OKLAHOMA STATE
    >
    > _"SON, YOU'VE GOT A GOOD ENGINE, BUT YOUR HANDS AREN'T ON THE
    > STEERING WHEEL."__ _
    > - BOBBY BOWDEN / FLORIDA STATE
    >
    > _"FOOTBALL IS NOT A CONTACT SPORT, IT IS A COLLISION SPORT. DANCING
    > IS A CONTACT SPORT." __ _- DUFFY DAUGHERTY / MICHIGAN STATE
    >
    > AFTER USC LOST 51-0 TO NOTRE DAME, HIS POST-GAME MESSAGE TO HIS TEAM
    > WAS, _"ALL THOSE WHO NEED SHOWERS, TAKE THEM."_
    > - JOHN MCKAY / USC
    >
    > _"__IF LESSONS ARE LEARNED IN DEFEAT, OUR TEAM IS GETTING A GREAT
    > EDUCATION.”_
    > - MURRAY WARMATH / MINNESOTA
    >
    > _"THE ONLY QUALIFICATIONS FOR A LINEMAN ARE TO BE BIG AND DUMB. TO
    > BE A BACK, YOU ONLY HAVE TO BE DUMB."_
    > - KNUTE ROCKNE / NOTRE DAME
    >
    > _"WE LIVE ONE DAY AT A TIME AND SCRATCH WHERE IT ITCHES."_
    > - DARRELL ROYAL / TEXAS
    >
    > _"WE DIDN'T TACKLE WELL TODAY, BUT WE MADE UP FOR IT BY NOT
    > BLOCKING."_
    > - JOHN MCKAY / USC
    >
    > _"I'VE FOUND THAT PRAYERS WORK BEST WHEN YOU HAVE BIG PLAYERS."_
    > - KNUTE ROCKNE / NOTRE DAME
    >
    > OHIO STATE'S URBAN MEYER ON ONE OF HIS PLAYERS: _"HE DOESN'T KNOW THE
    > MEANING OF THE WORD FEAR. IN FACT, I JUST SAW HIS GRADES AND HE DOESN'T
    > KNOW THE MEANING OF A LOT OF WORDS.”_
    >
    > WHY DO AUBURN FANS WEAR ORANGE? SO THEY CAN DRESS THAT WAY FOR THE
    > GAME ON SATURDAY, GO HUNTING ON SUNDAY, AND PICK UP TRASH ON MONDAY.
    >
    > WHAT DOES THE AVERAGE ALABAMA PLAYER GET ON HIS SATS? DROOL.
    >
    > HOW MANY MICHIGAN STATE FRESHMEN FOOTBALL PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO
    > CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    > NONE. THAT'S A SOPHOMORE COURSE.
    >
    > HOW DID THE AUBURN FOOTBALL PLAYER DIE FROM DRINKING MILK?
    > THE COW FELL ON HIM.
    >
    > TWO TEXAS A&M FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE WALKING IN THE WOODS. ONE OF THEM
    > SAID, "_LOOK, A DEAD BIRD." _THE OTHER LOOKED UP IN THE SKY AND
    > SAID,_"WHERE?"_
    >
    > WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL PLAYER DRESSED
    > IN A THREE-PIECE SUIT?
    > _"WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE."_
    >
    > IF THREE RUTGERS FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE IN THE SAME CAR, WHO IS
    > DRIVING?
    > THE POLICE OFFICER.
    >
    > HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A CLEMSON FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
    > THERE'S TOBACCO JUICE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE PICKUP TRUCK.
    >
    > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT 32 ARKANSAS CHEERLEADERS IN ONE ROOM?
    > A FULL SET OF TEETH.
    >
    > UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN COACH JIM HARBAUGH IS ONLY GOING TO DRESS HALF
    > OF HIS PLAYERS FOR THE GAME THIS WEEK; THE OTHER HALF WILL HAVE TO
    > DRESS THEMSELVES.
    >
    > HOW IS THE KANSAS FOOTBALL TEAM LIKE AN OPOSSUM?
    > THEY PLAY DEAD AT HOME AND GET KILLED ON THE ROAD.
    >
    > WHY DID THE TENNESSEE LINEBACKER STEAL A POLICE CAR?
    > HE SAW "911" ON THE SIDE AND THOUGHT IT WAS A PORSCHE.
    >
    > HOW DO YOU GET A FORMER UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI FOOTBALL PLAYER OFF YOUR
    > PORCH?
    > PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA.
    >
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    A Challenging Eye Test



    The School of Psychology, University of Pennsylvania conducted a survey called “What really do you see?”

    People were asked to focus their attention on this simple picture and then asked if they had noticed anything odd.

    Now you also have a chance to test your skills and see if you can pass………

    Study the picture for 5 seconds. What did you notice?

    Here are the Results of the Survey:

    1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the woman’s large bosom.

    2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.

    The real answer (see below):











    There’s a mouse on one of the doughnuts……..now don’t tell me you saw it. I won’t believe you.
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    Fwd: Appropriate signs





    >

    >>>> SIGN OVER A GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
    >>>> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> In a Podiatrist's office:
    >>>> "Time wounds all heels."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> On a Septic Tank Truck:
    >>>> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At an Optometrist's Office:
    >>>> "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    >>>> you've come to the right place."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> On a Plumber's truck:
    >>>> "We repair what your husband fixed."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> On another Plumber's truck:
    >>>> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    >>>> "Invite us to your next blowout."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At a Towing company:
    >>>> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> On an Electrician's truck:
    >>>> "Let us remove your shorts."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> In a Non-smoking Area:
    >>>> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
    >>>> appropriate action."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> On a oMaternity Room door:
    >>>> "Push. Push. Push."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At a Car Dealership:
    >>>> "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> Outside a Muffler Shop:
    >>>> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    >>>> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At the Electric Company
    >>>> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    >>>> However, if you don't, you will be."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> In a Restaurant window:
    >>>> "Don't stand there and be hungry;
    >>>> come on in and get fed up."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll
    >>>> wait."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> At a Propane Filling Station:
    >>>> "Thank heaven for little grills."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> And don't forget the sign at a
    >>>> CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    >>>> "Best place in town to take a leak."
    >>>> **************************
    >>>> Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    >>>> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
    >>>>
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    i wisshh lobos cuud fly az theze crzyfks

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    So...Linda Cohn is enjoying a kind of renaissance of hotness. To a grey-beard like me it's kinda funny. But I'll admit I've taken a second look, and while my money is still on some of the other ESPN talent out there. I'd like to recognize a MILF with some longevity in the sports world boy's club.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Loboexpat View Post
    So...Linda Cohn is enjoying a kind of renaissance of hotness. To a grey-beard like me it's kinda funny. But I'll admit I've taken a second look, and while my money is still on some of the other ESPN talent out there. I'd like to recognize a MILF with some longevity in the sports world boy's club.





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    -------- Original Message --------
    Subject: Why!

    > WHY!
    >
    > HAVE YOU EVER SPOKEN AND WISHED THAT YOU COULD IMMEDIATELY TAKE THE
    > WORDS BACK? HERE ARE THE TESTIMONIALS FROM A FEW PEOPLE WHO DID.
    >
    > FIRST TESTIMONY:
    > I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
    > asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I
    > turned around and walked back out and never went back! My husband
    > didn't say a word...he knew better.
    >
    > SECOND TESTIMONY:
    >
    > I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
    > was unhappy with the women's type that I had been using. After browsing
    > for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
    > gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
    > thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's
    > balls.'
    >
    > THIRD TESTIMONY:
    > My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
    > variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
    > boy behind thecounter asked
    >
    > if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your
    > nuts.’ My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned and I
    > turned beet-red and walked away.

    > TO THIS DAY, MY SISTER HAS NEVER LET ME FORGET.
    >
    > FOURTH TESTIMONY:
    >
    > Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
    > three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
    > on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch.
    > It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
    > smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old
    > daughter and found that she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had
    > not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go,and he
    > said No! I kept thinking, 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and
    > I don't have any clothes with me!' Then I said,' Danny, are you SURE
    > you didn't have an accident?’ ‘No!' he replied. I just KNEW that he
    > must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
    > Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident? This
    > time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks
    > and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!' While 30 people nearly choked to
    > death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat
    > down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best
    > laugh they'd ever had!
    >
    > LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
    >
    > This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
    > embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
    > before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
    > any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to
    > have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

    'SO BOB, WHERE'S THAT 8 INCHES YOU PROMISED ME LAST NIGHT?’ Not only
    did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were
    laughing so hard!

    Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a
    laugh and remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think
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    -------- Original Message --------
    Subject: Why!

    > WHY!
    >
    > HAVE YOU EVER SPOKEN AND WISHED THAT YOU COULD IMMEDIATELY TAKE THE
    > WORDS BACK? HERE ARE THE TESTIMONIALS FROM A FEW PEOPLE WHO DID.
    >
    > FIRST TESTIMONY:
    > I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
    > asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I
    > turned around and walked back out and never went back! My husband
    > didn't say a word...he knew better.
    >
    > SECOND TESTIMONY:
    >
    > I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
    > was unhappy with the women's type that I had been using. After browsing
    > for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
    > gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
    > thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's
    > balls.'
    >
    > THIRD TESTIMONY:
    > My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
    > variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
    > boy behind thecounter asked
    >
    > if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your
    > nuts.’ My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned and I
    > turned beet-red and walked away.

    > TO THIS DAY, MY SISTER HAS NEVER LET ME FORGET.
    >
    > FOURTH TESTIMONY:
    >
    > Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
    > three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
    > on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch.
    > It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
    > smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old
    > daughter and found that she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had
    > not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go,and he
    > said No! I kept thinking, 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and
    > I don't have any clothes with me!' Then I said,' Danny, are you SURE
    > you didn't have an accident?’ ‘No!' he replied. I just KNEW that he
    > must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
    > Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident? This
    > time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks
    > and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!' While 30 people nearly choked to
    > death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat
    > down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best
    > laugh they'd ever had!
    >
    > LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
    >
    > This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
    > embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
    > before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
    > any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to
    > have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

    'SO BOB, WHERE'S THAT 8 INCHES YOU PROMISED ME LAST NIGHT?’ Not only
    did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were
    laughing so hard!

    Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a
    laugh and remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think
    before you speak!



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    Krebz iz my boy just got loaded @ uptown with him he go hard for unm he's nice

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