Lies, Nonsense, and Videotapes part Deux?

[Garishwolf]

??,,,,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,pobrecito.......... .alllz guud, gras,,,,n backatcha mang............lol


just a baad speuler, be4 spuelcheakurs,,,,,had2 repeete fortth grade 2 xs........reeely..lol,,,k baak tuu da reel whirrled.

[Garishwolf]

eyemagin whirrled peas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in fanta se, image turn signals............lol

[dcrowley]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...urce=a-section

LOS ANGELES—The new made-for-television movie A Just Killing—the inspiring true story of a man who finds his own inner strength by murdering his needy, overbearing wife—premiered on Lifetime for Men this past Saturday, earning the network its highest ever ratings.


Critics called the just-for-men TV movie "inspirational" and "nice set of tits on the wife."

The highly anticipated movie event is another boon for the cable channel, which specializes in uplifting programming geared toward 30- to 60-year-old men. The film chronicles the painful ordeal of Gary Mulkeen, a fun-loving mechanic who meets a seemingly perfect woman, but must soon fight for his very life after she reveals herself to be a clingy, manipulative shrew.

"It's about one man's perseverance against impossible odds," said director Tom Dunlop, whose previous credits include the Lifetime for Men original films Suffocated Independence and Not With My Hard-Earned Money You Won't. "Hopefully Gary's struggle will inspire other men out there to empower themselves and stand up to frigid women who attempt to micromanage every last minute of their lives."

Early word from viewers has been overwhelmingly positive. Many particularly praised the chilling scene in which Mulkeen, played by actor Steven Weber, is viciously browbeaten by his wife into admitting he has been having an affair.


"I found Gary Mulkeen's harrowing true-life experience to be incredibly moving," viewer Richard Downey said. "Here's a guy who journeyed deep into the heart of marital exasperation and came out the other side a stronger, newly single person. Finally, a movie that tells his side of the story."

Audiences have also responded enthusiastically to the film's suspenseful climax, in which Mulkeen narrowly escapes his wife's nagging clutches by throttling her to death in order to save himself from going out to yet another French restaurant.

"I was touched by the moment when Gary realized he could murder his controlling wife, get away with it, and go on to lead a normal, happy life on his own," Lifetime for Men devotee Gary Zander said. "A life free of shrill accusations and neediness, where he might one day enjoy multiple exciting lovers at once and choose to spend all of his income on classic muscle cars."

"Plus, it worked out that he got all the life insurance money, which was awesome," Zander added.

Lifetime for Men debuted the original television movie as part of its spring schedule. Other programs in the new lineup include the weekly drama series A Life Unburdened, starring Treat Williams as a man who enjoys a series of meaningless sexual encounters and then dies rich and happy, and the hit Catching Up, in which two old college friends get together to drink cheap beer and eat sandwiches for 60 minutes.

"At Lifetime for Men, we strive to create programming that reflects the unique problems and issues confronting today's man," said Lifetime for Men president and CEO Fred Rasmussen. "We like to think of it as sort of an entertainment roundtable, wherein we can finally address some of the frustrations that have been holding men back and keeping them from realizing their desire to do absolutely anything they want."

Rasmussen reported that production has already begun on a sequel to A Just Killing, which follows Mulkeen as he summons the courage to leave his dead wife's demanding sister after she becomes overly attached following their fifth night of sex together.

[Roob]

Heelareeus, Crow-Lee.

[Garishwolf]

DC..................An inspiring man flick with nice hooters..........lol..........lol,,,,,,,chu mang,,,,,,,,,locochon.

[Garishwolf]

haad a RICK report,,,,,hee maid it baak sakensound fruum de OZILOCO SHOW,,,,,,,steel grinnin.......lol

[Garishwolf]

AHOYYYYYYYYY KENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YUU STILL visiting the basement houze??????//

cuud uzesuum uf yuur smartness to liven up the place,,,,,,,,,maybe an EXPAT beauty er 2




don pindetail tuu.

[Kent_Brockman]

Yeah, I still hang around. dcrowley's post from the onion about the lifetime for men movie was brilliant. Just been feeling kind of down lately.

[Garishwolf]

suurfs up KENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SMILES ARE FREE,,,,,,,,,RIDE THEWAVE MI AMIGOS............,,,,,,,,vertical smyles not free..........lol

[Loboexpat]

Her name is Abi Titmuss. Seriously.

[Garishwolf]

I MUSS her already,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........lol

[Garishwolf]

ABBY WHO? ERRR ABBY NORMAL.............via young frankenshtein.

here kitty kitty,,,,,,,,where in tarnasions is that DC guy,,senyor gadgetus stuuupendus/endohos,,,,,ussesinbeeingmii................wele hope the fantasic starting LOBO BB teem basethatiz, kick the slump, n over thehumpback in the winnyng coluum..........................cha mang,,that's right

ok ok i believe too.

guuud.

[Loboexpat]

your celebrity WTF of the week:

Which Oksana is the homewrecker? Oksana Kolesnikova, or Oksana Pochepa?



or



Who wrecked the wholesome *cough* Gibson household? Nobody knows...I think...the media circus is confusing at this point.

And is it me or is Mel looking like a sick combination of Don Quixote, Satan and the Burger King King?



F it. He's worth a billion, right Oksana(s)?

[Garishwolf]

new vilin for jamie bond........lol

[Loboexpat]

Deer lowered, we need Kent out of the doldrums to class up this thread.

[Loboexpat]

For comparative purposes:

[Roob]

dang, Mel has gone downhill quickly with that Burger King King look. No wonder he's mad at the world.

[Loboexpat]

WTF of the year:

Mum bathes baby in breast milk

A Chinese new mother is producing so much breast milk that she baths her baby in the excess each day.



Mrs Luo, of Chongqing, says she is producing two litres of milk more than she needs to feed her six-week-old daughter Shan Shan.

Mother, husband and her mother-in-law had all been drinking the extra milk but she says they still have plenty left over.

Luo's mother-in-law said they were all beginning to feel like they were drinking too much milk: "Then I suggested why not give the baby a breast milk bath, and they took my advice," she said.

Luo said the milk bath makes her Shan Shan's skin really smooth and white, reports the Chingqing Times.

But she is looking for someone to donate her extra breast milk to as she feels that bathing her baby in breast milk is too much of an indulgence.

Got milk?

[Garishwolf]

CSHEEZ,,,,,,,,,Mel's cool,,,,,,,,no wakeen phninex loco,, I like the man,,,n wish heem the breast,,,best.

[Roob]

bathing a baby in any kind of milk is an indulgence. cheez

btw where's Loborick and his sidekick, Bloo????? They've both gone underground. no fun without them.

[Kent_Brockman]

[Kent_Brockman]

bump

I'm sure we've all met this kind of person.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIiZfpQQkPA[/ame]


Anybody have any good stories about obnoxious Tejanos?

[Garishwolf]

YES,,,,,,,,,,,,haff my family, 23 cousins 1 aunt and a dwarf named bubi.


BURRO from eeewyel paso, mi ma, me sis. Ispent 1 smester at sul ross st. in alpine, tx. and 2 nights =in jail there too. busted neck in balmorea, 7 months in traction in houston y 3 in rehab,,,,,,,,,,,,,fellin it??????????................lol

all tru but bubi, nice folks in west texas, ruaral folks, not the obnoxius 1's that take over ruidoso ski hill and claim it's in texas..............lol

NOW YUU NO WEYE IMASO OBYNOXIOUS N A BITSLOE



LOL

[Roob]

I'm a native Tejano. Don't mess with me or I'll sic my cousin bubi on you.

[Mark]

Yeah, I still hang around. dcrowley's post from the onion about the lifetime for men movie was brilliant. Just been feeling kind of down lately.

Keep your head up Kent!

[Loboexpat]

Keep your head up Kent!

Considering the picture in that post, was this a pun?

[Garishwolf]

Long board, small waves,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,k,,,,,,,let's vmake cheerupa lairbro,,,,,,,,,n meet,er knot,,,,,,,,,,,butt , nalgas n 2 shots of cazadores with guud friends,,,,,,,,,wiil helpkill the blues..

John Prine son,,,,,,,,,killin the blues,,,,,,,,1ofmifavos.

suerte KENT.

[Garishwolf]

deed chu hyre????????????an ekoo en de kave mangs,,,,,,,,,,,,,yaaa RUSHER izatdecampes campus,,,,,,,guud guuud nuuz ppppppeeeps

phinallie,,,,,,,,,,,,,

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAWWWWWWWW,,,,,,,,,,MIO HAPPIE Y TUU YUU?




AHHHHHHHHH REHNNNNNNN FEELSS SO SOO GUUUUUUUUD

[Roob]

Put a cazadores down, G. Too much anejo is causing you to be giddy. no te chifles.

[Garishwolf]

es es mi a singging drunk,k?,,,,,,,,,k..................cccaarrbinas trentntatrentaaa.............lol